ALSScan.com
First Impression:
What the hell is this? The site looks horrible! Do you know what it looks like? It looks like the webpages that were done circa 1996-1997 when Angelfire was popular and everyne and their grandma had a website putting up pictures of whatever it is they liked at the time and crazy gifs with no sense of design or fucking manners, for that matter. And I know because I made one of those shitty-ass pages back in the day just like everyone else.
My Opinion:
Alright, I guess I might’ve been a little too harsh concerning my first impression of ALSScan.com. The crusade to help children in need, the color scheme and the retro, 20th-century layout suggest that the owner/webmaster is a woman. I might as well be wrong, but that is my impression; woman or not though, the site sure as hell knows how to pick girls for their pictorials. You can tell the site was done using a very “grassrootsâ€? approach in the sense that it doesn’t look as corporate and polished as, say, Danni.com and the like. It gives the place a homey feel and I might be able to overlook the amateur look the site has and focus on what’s really important: the content.
They sell Cds and DVDs of all of their models, and with updates 7 days a week it seems that their content well won’t dry out anytime soon. Looking around the tour section I’m met with a free sample video of a HOT blonde teen babe posing naked and calling me with her eyes to eat her crotch out… they also show off their hi-res pics which serve their purpose admirably and this is when I see that most of the naked cking here have small tits. Not saying that’s a bad thing, but it’s worth noting that these teens REALLY look like teens.
They have a model page that’s pretty cool, letting you see 1 pic per model. They have over 30,000 of them and their library grows every day so you’ll have whack-off material for a long time… they also give you an all-access pass to see the shoots and whatever as well as bloopers and outakes of the pictorials and totally uncensored hardcore sets with everyone a girl can do to another girl in order to make her jizz across the room.
Conclusion:
At first I wasn’t too keen on liking the site but as I navigated I grew to like it a little more… acquired taste, I suppose. I still think the layout sucks, but with DVDs and Cds readily available for purchase/download, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. They alos have the option of recurring and non-recurring membership so it’s easy to jump ship whenever the content stops being able to give you the cock workout.
Subscription:
Recurring:
$29.95 – 1-month membership, rebills at $24.95 every month
$44.95 – 2-month membership, rebills at $39.95 every 2nd month
$59.95 – 3-month membership, rebills at $54.95 every 3rd month
Non-recurring:
$39.95 – 1-month membership
$54.95 – 2-month membership
$69.95 – 3-month membership
$99.95 – 6-month membership
$149.95 – 1-year membership
Content quality: 16/20
Content amount: 13/15
Updates: 19/20
Navigation: 7/10
Speed: 19/20
Price vs. content: 10/10
Extras: 3/5
Total score: 87/100