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Another multi-lingual site. Must be European, and if there’s anything I’ve learned from my years as a professional jerk-off is that European babes always mean the hottest of the H-O-T! As it turns out, this page is the official site of adult film director John B. Root. Hopefully that means we’ll see a lot […]

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I write up the URL for the site and get in only to be greeted by a naked blonde babe spreading her tight pink pussy open, with both her snatch and butthole out to say “hello.â€? The site asks me: “Got the urge to explore?â€? and thinking about it for -0.03 seconds I click […]

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I don’t know who this Karup person is, but he has won me over with the hot-ass chicks I ran into when I logged on to the site. One sexy blonde and another, a brunette both with big round titties that make you want to nibble them like a baby. Hot as hell, and […]

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What the hell is this? The site looks horrible! Do you know what it looks like? It looks like the webpages that were done circa 1996-1997 when Angelfire was popular and everyne and their grandma had a website putting up pictures of whatever it is they liked at the time and crazy gifs with […]

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What. The. Fuck. So I waltz into this site called “Fucking Machines.com,â€? right? And I’m thinking to myself “Man, this site sounds promising: hot bitches that FUCK like machines!â€? Damn right, bitches… this cat was in the bag early. So I log on and I see this hot redhead in a barn on all […]

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If there’s something I like more than doing body shots off a stripper’s ass it’s to log on to voyeur and exhibitionism sites. The women that submit pictures there are exactly my type, crazy enough to do stupid shit like this so I can masturbate furiously to it. From their website:
“If you want pictures […]

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This site tells its visitors that it’s home to the world’s most beautiful women… I didn’t buy it because I’ve seen a shitload of beautiful women and jerked off to them but when I saw Veronica Zemanova naked and spread-eagled all over my screen I think I had a blackout. Looking at the girls […]

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The premise of the site is that girls from all over the world sign up to the project and send pictures of themselves in various poses doing various things, all naked, and all pictures taken by themselves. Amateur erotica at its finest! The layout’s awesome, gives the whole thing a serious military feel that […]

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Apparently this guy Lex is a pretty famous adult performer who’s won many awards for his, umm… “acting abilities.â€? I don’t care either, but he’s performed with a lot of hot porn stars and he’s got evidence of it in his website so here we are. I’ll see what I can get out of […]

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Their motto, “just rolls off the tongue,â€? is very true. Jizz Bomb. They claim that the girls “come in looking sweet and innocent & go home looking like tired old whores!â€? I assume that means I will see a lot of insane fucking. So fast, it’s Animé. Hopefully Jizz Bomb will not disappoint in […]