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What. The. Fuck. So I waltz into this site called “Fucking Machines.com,â€? right? And I’m thinking to myself “Man, this site sounds promising: hot bitches that FUCK like machines!â€? Damn right, bitches… this cat was in the bag early. So I log on and I see this hot redhead in a barn on all […]

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If there’s something I like more than doing body shots off a stripper’s ass it’s to log on to voyeur and exhibitionism sites. The women that submit pictures there are exactly my type, crazy enough to do stupid shit like this so I can masturbate furiously to it. From their website:
“If you want pictures […]

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Oh, damn… blast from the past! This site has catalogued the hottest pornstars of yore and put them in one site! It’s awesome; these were the days where if you found yourself a big pair of tits, they were ALWAYS REAL. There’s nothing quite like a big pair of retro tits to start off […]

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Those chicks have really huge dicks, man. This particular brand of porn, I can’t quite put my finger on it but I’m kind of on the fence with them; I mean, for starters the chicks are frickin’ hot as hell and in a lot of the cases I can’t tell whether they’re men or […]

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One time I hooked up with this girl up in the mountains and I was doing what I like to call “the fastball specialâ€? when the girl started shaking and screaming like she was being possessed by a demon; I took a step back and she started twitching and “oooohhâ€?-ing and I was about […]

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This site tells its visitors that it’s home to the world’s most beautiful women… I didn’t buy it because I’ve seen a shitload of beautiful women and jerked off to them but when I saw Veronica Zemanova naked and spread-eagled all over my screen I think I had a blackout. Looking at the girls […]

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The premise of the site is that girls from all over the world sign up to the project and send pictures of themselves in various poses doing various things, all naked, and all pictures taken by themselves. Amateur erotica at its finest! The layout’s awesome, gives the whole thing a serious military feel that […]

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Danni.com started out as porn star Danni Ashe’s official website but it amassed so much popularity (a lot of it thanks to her awesome program “Danni’s Hard Driveâ€?) that it made her into an enterprise; now Danni.com showcases hot chicks getting it on as it lives up to the monicker of “Your only source […]

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Mmm-mmm, bitch! Believe all the things you’ve heard about Latina babes… they rock the cock like nobody’s business! What’s most funny about these Latina chicks is how innocent and righteous they look at first glance but wait until you have then firmly straddled on your cock and you’ll see them go loco on your […]

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Their motto, “just rolls off the tongue,â€? is very true. Jizz Bomb. They claim that the girls “come in looking sweet and innocent & go home looking like tired old whores!â€? I assume that means I will see a lot of insane fucking. So fast, it’s Animé. Hopefully Jizz Bomb will not disappoint in […]