First Impression
“We love big butts and we cannot lie!â€? Oh no, we can’t lie, Mr. Ass Parade… and yes, we do love big butts. We love big butts long, long time. You gotta love a website with a sense of humour about the whole thing, but upon entering the side I’m hit with an ass-cheek […]

First Impression
BIG TITS! Ahhh, I love me some big titties. It’s a DDF site, so it has Denys Defransesco’s fingerprints all over it. As I’ve said before though, the guy knows what we want and being the good samaritan that he is I’m greeted 4 pairs of beautiful breasts right at the start. Looks like […]

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Flash intro is crazy cool! Haven’t seen one of those to greet me when I walk into a porn site for a while… nice touch, but are the chicks inside just as hot as the chicks on the outside? This is very important for me because, as you can tell from my reviews, I […]

First Impression
So, I log on and all I see is a smokin’ hot Japanese girl with her ass up staring back at me with a “fuck me, I’m a virginâ€? look that makes you want to cum splash her face and all over her there’s a bunch of random Japanese hieroglyphics I don’t understand. There’s […]

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MILF tits! Hell yeah! I went out with a MILF once when I was a freshman in college. Bitch was a freak, man… for that reason, I have a soft spot in my heart for this rare specimen that you rarely see and even less catch. The crazy kiddie filter is great, because only […]

First Impression
Oh, God… gay male models. I didn’t think I’d have to review this. Isn’t there enough budget for a girl and/or a gay man to deal with these sites? Agh, sorry about that… the macho man in me surfaced. Whatever, we’ll see how this goes. Purple and green background, check. Random naked guys all […]

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“Rated #1 by leg and foot lovers.â€? I’d like to meet these people and ask them what drugs they’re on. Everything you could possibly do to a foot is advertised in the first page I run into, and with exclusive content spanning a 5-year archive with over 500 foot models (that’s how you call […]

First Impression:
One of the longest-running and most popular nude sites on the Internet, Mr. Skin specializes in celebrity nudes. If you’ve ever heard of a Hollywood starlet who got naked at whatever movies, chances are that Mr. Skin has high quality screen caps of it. I actually signed up for a while to the site […]

First Impression:
Holy shit. The site’s layout is fantastic. This place has a lot of stuff going for it and even though they do reviews too, I don’t hold any grudges. There’s a lot of content to navigate and in that regard I look forward to the dissecting of this particular web portal…
My Opinion:
… If only […]

First Impression:
Wow, I can get my porn in Italian if I wanted to! Se habla espanol, too. Muy bueno, gringos. This gives me the impression that the site has an international presence and I guess some people like that with their porn, but different languages don’t mean shit if you don’t have the goods to […]