First Impression:
What’s this? Are you saying I can watch all the movies I want for as long as I want and I don’t need to pay a membership?! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me… and they have A LOT of variety too; whatever your sexual tastes are, there’s a movie here for you! This […]

First Impression:
Another multi-lingual site. Must be European, and if there’s anything I’ve learned from my years as a professional jerk-off is that European babes always mean the hottest of the H-O-T! As it turns out, this page is the official site of adult film director John B. Root. Hopefully that means we’ll see a lot […]

First Impression:
3 naked girls licking each other. I’m sold. The pink layout gives the site a very delicate, feminine touch and I like that since I’m a dirty pig who likes fucking virgins up their assholes. There’s some dude called Bailey who apparently owns the site and takes the pics of the 600+ models he […]

First Impression:
They say they’re HDTV but I could shot the footage with my cheap video camera and would’ve probably gotten a better result than some of the clips I’m seeing here. Shit, maybe I should open my own site! HDTVButNotReally.com.
My Opinion:
The false advertising made the site go off on a bad start with me but […]

First Impression:
A busy-looking site! Hurray! I by no means say that ironically; it’s the busy sites the ones with the best smut content because they make no apologies and go straight to the money shots, which is what people like you and me want; there’s nothing better than logging into a porn site and seeing […]