FuckingMachines.com
First Impression:
What. The. Fuck. So I waltz into this site called “Fucking Machines.com,â€? right? And I’m thinking to myself “Man, this site sounds promising: hot bitches that FUCK like machines!â€? Damn right, bitches… this cat was in the bag early. So I log on and I see this hot redhead in a barn on all fours with her legs spread out as this crazy, “Wild, Wild Westâ€? contraption powered by steam with a huge dildo at the end of it fuck this girl like there was no tomorrow… and then I got what the name of the site meant.
My Opinion:
These hot naked babes take machines over real dicks for cheap thrills. That’s pretty much the premise of this site, where you’ll see honest-to-God hot, delicious-looking babes getting fucked by machines that look like they were constructed in a mad scientists lab deep in the jungles of Guatemala. Considering that their parent network, Kink, is mostly composed of S&M and fetish sites then I suppose Fucking Machines fits right in.
The chicks are hot enough to keep me interested, as is the free sample material. They quickly hit me with numbers so that I’m amazed and in awe: 215 downloadable pictures, 6 downloadable movie clips, ad 45 minutes worth of streaming video for the first set alone. If you look further down you’ll see the fabled machines in action, as 2 lesbian bitches get up close and personal with Robo-Dildo over there, sitting on the night stand. This stuff goes on for 24 more pages worth of free content so I suggest you lube up because it’ll be a very long night for you! Clicking on any of the images will send you to their members page though, and since we’re outlaws here we’ll just have to trail back from where we came from.
Conclusion:
The layout’s alright… nothing spectacular, but what it worth nothing is how these girls can be fucked by machines and not laugh. That takes a lot of concentration in the art of fucking, and they do fuck a lot in this site. And with the choice of paying for your membership via snal mail then you don’t really have an excuse to not sign up if you’re still thinking about it!
Subscription:
$29.90 1-month membership, recurring
$49.90 2-month membership, recurring
$59.90 3-month membership, recurring
$99.00 6-month membership, non-recurring
Subscription:
$24.95 monthly membership
Content quality: 18/20
Content amount: 15/15
Updates: 18/20
Navigation: 8/10
Speed: 18/20
Price vs. content: 8/10
Extras: 3/5
Total score: 88/100
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