Hustler.com
First Impression:
My first porn mag was a Playboy disguised with the cover of an English language workbook on top of it so that the teachers couldn’t tell it apart from my other books (yes, I took it to school) but when my aunt bought me my first Hustler (I have a weird family as well) Playboy was dead to me. Hustler pushed the envelope so deep that everything else since was shitty in comparison to Hustler. Their website has become this gigantic playground of all things XXX, and I’m going to check it out.
My Opinion:
You can tell that the company has all the money in the world because the site is tricked out the ass with awesome flash all over the place and naked chicks as well, looking at me like they want to fuck me so hard I’ll be seeing stars. They update all of their sections almost every day and they’re sure to let me know that right off the bat. The flash applets are amazing and they make the site much more interactive than it should ever be, and hjudging by the content they have available for members I’m dying to get in there and pig out on XXX goodness…
Their models are out of this world; there’s not one girl on the site that I wouldn’t nail to the wall with my raging cock and it’s like they know, man… they know I want to stick my cock deep down their throats and they’re saying “bring it on, jackass.â€? This teasing around is fucking killing me. Becoming a member gives you access to Hustler magazine online, XXX movies, explicit XXX photo galleries, Centerfold Central, Hustler’s Beaver Hunt, XXX current event and access to 10 OTHER XXX SITES! I think I’m gonna have a seizure!
Conclusion:
This site’s got the good and then some! Hustler’s never let me down since I first got my hands on one of their magazines and I’m proud to say that this XXX project of sin lives up to their name. I’m getting a boner just thinking about it, gosh!!! Don’t hesitate to give the site a try; $4.95 gets you a 3-day trial so you can see the sights and make up your mind… you’ll never want to leave, though!
Subscription:
$4.95 – 3-day trial via credit card/check
$29.99 – monthly membership via credit card/check, recurring
Content quality: 20/20
Content amount: 15/15
Updates: 18/20
Navigation: 8/10
Speed:19/20
Price vs. content: 10/10
Extras: 5/5
Total score: 95/100
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