MrSkin.com
First Impression:
One of the longest-running and most popular nude sites on the Internet, Mr. Skin specializes in celebrity nudes. If you’ve ever heard of a Hollywood starlet who got naked at whatever movies, chances are that Mr. Skin has high quality screen caps of it. I actually signed up for a while to the site and the place was really cool for the time I stayed subscribed; it’s been a while since our breakup though, so we’ll see how the reconciliation goes down.
My Opinion:
What a fucking disappointment. I thought that our time together a while ago would’ve counted for anything but this whore spat me back out like she didn’t even know me. After going through the kiddie filter I diligently click on the free tour link in order to check out the goods and the page I encounter is promising, showing me Denise Richards’ tits, Nicole Kidman’s ass and Jessica Alba doing that stripper dance from “Sin City.� Awesome, right? So, I notice they have shots of Carla Gugino naked (from “Sin City� as well) so I’m all over that shit and start clicking and to my surprise I run into a brick wall in the form of a payment form.
“This can’t be,� I thought to myself so I clicked on the Back button and tried Denise Richards’ titties but I was met with the same payment page. As it turns out, the whole “tour page� is just one big link to the sign up page! Weak. It’s stuff like that that scares away potential (and non-potential) customers like myself. I’m heartbroken, Mr. Skin. I thought you loved me, but it turns out you’re as much as a gold-digger as the rest of them. Bitch.
If you’re still interested though, they take pride in having the largest nude celebrity database on the web with 13,000 actresses, 20,000 movies, 125,000 pics and 40,000 clips. I suppose that if you’re willing to pay you’ll get a good deal, but whatever…
Conclusion:
I don’t want to talk about it. No, wait. I’ll tell you one thing about Mr. Skin. Mr. Skin’s a sick freak who likes little boys! Nah, I’m just kidding. Maybe. Who the hell does a mock up of hot celebrity pics, links it to their sign up page and calls that a “tour?!� Assholes, that’s who!
Subscription:
3-day trial at $4.95, $29.95 recurring monthly
20-day membership at $29.95, then $29.95 recurring monthly
Content quality: 19/20
Content amount: 15/15
Updates: 18/20
Navigation: 8/10
Speed: 18/20
Price vs. content: 9/10
Extras: 4/5
Total score: 91/100
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