TEN.com
First Impression:
Holy shit. The site’s layout is fantastic. This place has a lot of stuff going for it and even though they do reviews too, I don’t hold any grudges. There’s a lot of content to navigate and in that regard I look forward to the dissecting of this particular web portal…
My Opinion:
… If only I could actually see something! Besides the awesome videos playing on the header and the hot Latina in a bikini on the front, there’s not much else to feast my eyes on other than a bunch of gibberish. And speaking of said gibberish, for the purposes of this review I feel obligated to talk about them so here goes: on the right you have a box that is pretty much user feedback and other forms of fellatio. “The site’s great� and “keep it up� and other nonsense we don’t really need to hear. Below are some porn site reviews; they sound serviceable enough if you’re looking for a quick overview of what the situation is in the particular site the text refers to at the given time (*ahem*). RSS feeds and top searches round out the content. Now to check out this free video thing the chicks in the old TV on the header keep flashing their titties at me for.
They have A LOT of videos and judging by the screenshots that member’s area must be an awesome party to be in. If there’s something I hate, that’s porn sites that don’t have any free content. It’s fucked up, and in that regard TEN.com has dropped the ball. I’m not happy, dammit! Every link I click on that promises me sex beyond my wildest dreams takes me to the fucking “Join� page from hell… it’s downright frustrating. As the soup nazi would say: “No soup for you!�
Conclusion:
If only I could’ve taken a sneak peek into the members area of the site I’m sure I would’ve walked out of the site a million times happier than I am right now. The content looks awesome, just like the site itself but it’s a disappointment that I can’t have a taste of the good without running into the dreaded “dead end.�
Subscription:
1 month for $29.95
3 months for $74.95
Content quality: 14/20
Content amount: 10/15
Updates: 18/20
Navigation: 6/10
Speed: 15/20
Price vs. content: 6/10
Extras: 2/5
Total score: 71/100
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